Archive for the ‘What Matt Likes’ Category

Dominic Enjoys All that NYC Has to Offer

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

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This would probably be truer if it was Neil, but Dom Deluise wasn’t in “Cruising”. Other great three-framed gifs at Three Frames

A Pair of Complete Morons

Monday, August 10th, 2009

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Jesus, look at these two jerkoffs. Is this some sort of new buddy comedy? I’ve got some names:
1. Trash Stache & Debarge
2. The Terrible Drummer & High Pitch
3. Mr. Affectation & Lil’ Baldy
4. Chico & The Man (if the “Man” was a Butt Plug)
5. Robert DeNiro & Samuel L. Jackson: if they were talentless hacks
6. The United Colors of Benneton: The Dinner Theater Musical
7. Dumb Ideas & Half-Asperger’s
8. Two More Reasons to Nuke Detroit from the Air
9. A Sexual Fantasy (If you replace Sexual with Retarded and Fantasy with Hobo’s Nightmare)
10. White Trash & The Devil’s Dandruff
11. Mattina & Her Lover

Tools for the New Service Economy (or, the real $100 home)

Monday, April 27th, 2009

Now THIS is effete

Monday, March 30th, 2009

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