Archive for October, 2008

Not to be Missed: Rare Z. Archival Photos!!!

Friday, October 31st, 2008

I stumbled upon these rare archival photos of our friend and compatriot Z. while doing some research on the history of gray wolves at the National Institute for the Study of Indigenous North American Animal Species (aka NISINAAS.) Enjoy!

Here’s a rare photo of Z. as a babe. Aww, isn’t he cute?

As a young man, a more hirsute Z. served as a grenadier in the 1st Infantry Division under General Ulysses S. Grant! (Third from left (including blurry fellow in background))

After the war, Z. became a park ranger in the Yukon where he battled a gray wolf:

Z. defeated the wolf and devoured its heart, thus consuming the beast’s spirit. After a mystico-religious experience with some local Quechwa Indians, Z. was transformed into a gray wolf himself!

After two years as a wolf, Z. was transformed back to his human form. While the experience was “pretty cool,” it was also taxing on both Z.’s mind and spirit, and so our hero decided to take a few years for himself “to clear [his] mind and just try to figure a few things out.” He further stated at the time: “There’s more to life than just doing things.”

But Z. couldn’t stay out of the public eye for long. After five years “relaxin’” in the Caribbean, he soon returned to civilization and became the drummer of a popular rock act that cannot be named for copyright reasons.

But, alas, Z. can never be kept in one place for too long. Citing the fact that his band was growing “too commercial,” Z. decided to join a new group, one that was more “authentic” and which reflected where he saw his own art moving in the near future. (Pictured fourth from left)

Where will Z. turn next? No one can tell. The only thing one can say for sure is that his next move will be utterly unpredictable and will challenge the foundations of not only the way we look at art, but also the very way we function as human beings: spiritually, intellectually and biologically.

z-ster is at it again…

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Trebor’s swim team

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Trevor it is nice to see that you are still swimming.

I think you need to know about my friend Dante…

Monday, October 27th, 2008


oh, and my friend Neil…he’s a Juggalo:

Let’s get back to some effete roots

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

not to get all trevor on you guys, but there is a really interesting article on Dubai labor (ok, labour) conditions in the Guardian. check out the photos too. i have some pics of these dudes on the construction site and man they did not look happy. shit is crazy what is going on over there.

Spiro Agnew called people involved with the anti-war movement “an effete corps of impudent snobs who characterize themselves as intellectuals.” maybe it’s time to start wearing these. although based on most of the content here we should print up a batch of “my friends are retards and other people need to know about it” buttons.

New York Times, meet Humor Potential

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

It’s an open secret that it’s customary to “scrub” quotes of subjects to protect them from themselves. But in this case, ELISABETH BUMILLER and JEFF ZELENY or THEIR EDITORS threw the epic fail out with the bathwater, as the poet says.

New York Times-sanitized version:
“I think you may have noticed that Senator Obama’s supporters have been saying some pretty nasty things about Western Pennsylvania lately.” As the crowd booed, Mr. McCain became tangled up in the rest of his remarks. “And you know, I couldn’t agree with them more,” he said, to silence, and then wandered around in a verbal thicket before finally managing to say, “I could not disagree with those critics more; this is a great part of America.”

vs.

Reality:

“I think you may have noticed that Senator Obama’s supporters have been saying some pretty nasty things about western Pennsylvania lately. And you know, I couldn’t agree with them more! I couldn’t disagree with you-I couldn’t agree with you more than the fact that western Pennsylvania is the most patriotic, most fe-godloving, most, most patriotic part of America. This is a great part of America.”

Thanks Dante

Monday, October 20th, 2008

Dante took a little break from looking at creepy asian porn trenchcoat type websites to make this little internet confection. Enjoy!

Joe The Plumber Responds

Thursday, October 16th, 2008


Holy shit, what a week it’s been! One minute I’m just a regular American schmoe, or Joe, dick-deep in debt and the next well, you saw it! I must admit I was scared when the people on the T.V. started talking to me. You would be too! At first I thought it was just the pills and the eight beers, like that time I thought that funny fella from that “Will & Grace” show was eyeing me in that funny way. But no! This was for real! Johnny Mac and that one were talking straight at me through the screen and shit. Me! The only time a celebrity has ever talked to me was that time at Applebee’s when I told that old guy from Survivor that it was the fella in front of me, and not me, who stunk up the bathroom. And that guy seemed like a real dick. But these two president guys both seem pretty sweet. I don’t know much about Bohamas politics, but my wife says he reminds her of Denzel Washington. Or maybe it was that guy that played God in that one movie. I should ask Cheryl again, so I can tell him when I’m invited to the White House.
Yeah, I know, but my buddy George seems to think I can turn this crazy development into something pretty cool. Like, I could sell shit on Ebay and people would buy it! The newspapers said that there was another Joe the Plumber that they were actually talking to, but in my heart of hearts, I know it was me. I mean, I’m not a plumber really. That’s a nickname my buddies gave me because in my younger days I could “lay some pipe”, which is, of course, a funny way of saying that I screwed a lot. No, I’m actually unemployed at the moment. I was a sheet rock installer, which is something like a plumber. All I know is, I’m really honored that those guys thought to say such nice things about me. I’m not sure, but I got the feeling MacCain might have promised me some money, so if one of you taped it, could you maybe shoot it over to me so I can get to the bottom of that? In closing I would like to say two things. One, I hope this inspired kids to do good in life. If I can be a role model to kids it would make up for me kinda being a shitty father to my own kids. And two, go Bucs!

Fresh Palin Folk

Monday, October 13th, 2008

Heavy Palin Parking Lot, The New Breed

Also, this is a guy I can’t really believe is not kidding, but also am totally convinced that he’s serious.

Go here

Did you see this Pancho?

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Van Morrison to Play Astral Weeks in Full

Van Morrison to Play <i>Astral Weeks</i> in FullYep, full album nostalgia is in full-swing, whether it’s ATP’s pioneering “Don’t Look Back” concert series, MySpace’s recently inaugurated “Front to Back” deal, or Oneida’s characteristically creative approach to the trend.

Nonetheless, it’s nice to see somebody play through an honest-to-goodness classic, and few classics come as lauded as Van Morrison’s Astral Weeks.

Mr. Morrison intends to revisit the seminal 1968 set in full in concert early next month, according to a Billboard.com report. He’ll do this sweet thing at Los Angeles’ Hollywood Bowl on November 7 and 8, reportedly with some help from a few of the musicians who played on the album.

The occasion for the Astral Weeks revival? Turns out it’s just as zeitgeisty as this whole people-playing-full-albums thing: Morrison is filming a DVD, which will bear the title Astral Weeks Live at the Hollywood Bowl. Pray for sunshine! Er, on second thought, rain might be more appropriate for this one…