Well Halloween is a good two months away, but Neil and I have already decided on our costumes. (We’ll do Larry David + Jeff Garlin next year, buddy.)
Archive for August, 2009
Don’t Steal This Idea-ween!
Friday, August 28th, 2009Dominic Enjoys All that NYC Has to Offer
Thursday, August 27th, 2009
This would probably be truer if it was Neil, but Dom Deluise wasn’t in “Cruising”. Other great three-framed gifs at Three Frames
Trebor’s return
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009
Ball-Tripping [or] “Drugs That I Have Tried: An Unchronological Series (Part the First)”
Monday, August 17th, 2009
Varenicline
This shit will seriously fuck your shit up, bro-bro, ’specially if you chase it with copious amounts of booze ‘n’ Ralphie dander. Shit, I woke up facedown-naked under the living room coffee table, having completed my mission of smoking my last fag and purposefully walking headfirst into every wall of my flat. Side effects may include adopting British slang like some twattish Oberlin sophomore. J/K, bro-bro! Side effects actually include (no shit, this is from the literature): nausea, unusually vivid and strange dreams, constipation, gas, vomiting, depressive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal behavior, hallucination, paranoia, and fear. Those nutty Krauts at Pfizer know how to craft one fucking awesome party pill, people. Get on this tip now before it peaks and home-labs start popping up Downriver. I’ve got a pretty solid hook-up on this one, so hit me up at poker after I hit you up for twenty bucks. Pax exeunt.
A Pair of Complete Morons
Monday, August 10th, 2009
Jesus, look at these two jerkoffs. Is this some sort of new buddy comedy? I’ve got some names:
1. Trash Stache & Debarge
2. The Terrible Drummer & High Pitch
3. Mr. Affectation & Lil’ Baldy
4. Chico & The Man (if the “Man” was a Butt Plug)
5. Robert DeNiro & Samuel L. Jackson: if they were talentless hacks
6. The United Colors of Benneton: The Dinner Theater Musical
7. Dumb Ideas & Half-Asperger’s
8. Two More Reasons to Nuke Detroit from the Air
9. A Sexual Fantasy (If you replace Sexual with Retarded and Fantasy with Hobo’s Nightmare)
10. White Trash & The Devil’s Dandruff
11. Mattina & Her Lover