Jesus, look at these two jerkoffs. Is this some sort of new buddy comedy? I’ve got some names:
1. Trash Stache & Debarge
2. The Terrible Drummer & High Pitch
3. Mr. Affectation & Lil’ Baldy
4. Chico & The Man (if the “Man” was a Butt Plug)
5. Robert DeNiro & Samuel L. Jackson: if they were talentless hacks
6. The United Colors of Benneton: The Dinner Theater Musical
7. Dumb Ideas & Half-Asperger’s
8. Two More Reasons to Nuke Detroit from the Air
9. A Sexual Fantasy (If you replace Sexual with Retarded and Fantasy with Hobo’s Nightmare)
10. White Trash & The Devil’s Dandruff
11. Mattina & Her Lover
Tags: jerking off, real idiots, too soon?, when did Matt start looking like an unkempt butthole?, you can't be serious
What is going on with Matt’s chest here? Is it just the angle, or does it look like he’s grown a breast?
Ann, is that really you? Wow! Now that’s harsh!
the internet just got a little harsher
and ann, don’t you make websites for a living? stretched image? you gave matt the boob
Oh yeah, that sounds just like Ann. I just winked. You didn’t see that did you?