Jesus, look at these two jerkoffs. Is this some sort of new buddy comedy? I’ve got some names:
1. Trash Stache & Debarge
2. The Terrible Drummer & High Pitch
3. Mr. Affectation & Lil’ Baldy
4. Chico & The Man (if the “Man” was a Butt Plug)
5. Robert DeNiro & Samuel L. Jackson: if they were talentless hacks
6. The United Colors of Benneton: The Dinner Theater Musical
7. Dumb Ideas & Half-Asperger’s
8. Two More Reasons to Nuke Detroit from the Air
9. A Sexual Fantasy (If you replace Sexual with Retarded and Fantasy with Hobo’s Nightmare)
10. White Trash & The Devil’s Dandruff
11. Mattina & Her Lover